Man ive been so slack lately.... i havent written nearly as much as i should hAV..... Today is the 27th of december and its been about a month since ive written anything.... Yet soo much has hapened in that time.....
Saturday 20th December - Mayas housewarming / Leos Birthday
FOREWORD: NOTEI have mentioned Leo, i hope to one day be telling u more about him, but as yet nothings happened, just a mutual crush.......
So the nite starts out, myself and charlie goin over to mayas for a "few drinks" haha...... A few drinks later, and a few drinks more after that charlie starts recieveing Txt messages from sam, then they spent like an hour on the phone, meanwhile i was sitting by myself, talking to miscellanious strangers, as i didnt know many people there, and when Maya says get off the phone we goin for a drive, i was relieved.... On our way out Leo commenting "hey make sure u bring her back" much to my delight.......
We were off to Carlos 's house to pick up him and Deigo (who bears un uncanny resemblence to reeve), then bring them back to the party.... Carlos is Mayas hookup.... They started "seeing eachother" nearly 2 months ago, but still have yet to make any formal commitment to eachtother, as both parties have "fucked up" ex's and in general, alot of baggage to contend with...... So the drive out there, we have our girlie chat, u know as girls do.... (GUYS, chicks talk, if theres something u dont want her girls to know, dont tell her) anyway so Charlie mentions that sam is drunk and is being a bit psycho and stupid...... And thats where we start to see the bad side of the perfect gentlemen..... Anyway, after much chatting and a bottle of wine between me and charlie (maya was driving) we find ourselves at carlos's house.....Charlie goes toilet and i hav a ciggy, waiting for the boys to get there shit together so we can cruise..... Charlie spends the car trip on the fucking phone, ok my quips with the phone???? its just plain rude, and unsociable.....Maya chats to carlos, and me (drunk as fuck by now, and on wine, that even worse) starts talking to carlos's mate Deigo, turns out he was from aussie( same city Reeve now lives), here for a month and that we had visited alot of the same places, so before we had time to run out of things to say we were back at Mayas......
So the night continues, with new and familiar faces to greet us much to my satisfaction..... Charlie tells me that sam is on his way, and that hes trippin bigtime.... Now a smart giirl would hav said dont come, but a drunk horny girl gave him the address...... So Charlie, Maya and I start mingleing with old school friends, lauging, joking and whatnot, and to charlies utter surprise she turns to find one not very happy looking sam...... So nite goes on, Sam tells her of all the people he wants to smash, as in his eyes talking and laughing with another guy is as inappropriate as cheating ( BOY, get a fucking grip)..... So when i see the 2 of them on the street, and charlie giving me the " get ur ass over here" look, i casually stroll over to Sam, telling charlie i want to have a few words to Sam, yet really giving her a break from the psychotic..... I have a chat to Sam, telling him once again shes not his women, and not to go too deep with anything, but do u think he listened nooooo.....
ANYWAY...... I return to the party only to find, Half the people had gone to town Maya included.... I spent the next few hours sipping wine, talking to Joe(mayas 20yr old Brother) and Tammy (his longtime girlfriend) and Charlie was in in the park fucking sams brains out....
So next we have Mayas dramas in town, Maya walks into a club and much to her disgust, finds Diego and
Carlos talking to a girl who blatently lets it be known that shes keen on carlos, ANd as is in every girl, her little green monster that lurks beneath reared its ugly head, and she found herself jealous..... SO after a few dirty glances exchanged, maya says "NO fuck this shit" and walks out of the club, finding herself in a different bar, chatting to a male friend.... and when she discovers Carlos is watching her, and obviously not liking her flirtatiousness, she feels some sort of satisfaction... ( Fucking Stupid if u ask me, AH HELLO, Get ur fullas shit together, seeing one another with miscellanious others hurts, what the fuck does that mean???? hmmm think about it) So after after a pretty shit night in town and bickering going back and forth, Carlos Maya And Diego return home, even managing to have a tiff over whos payin the taxi......
Diego walks in, and sits on the couch, telling me my girl and his boy are out the front argueing, and then filling me in on the nights events and fiascos in town...... We talk some more, and then some more, then Charlie appears out of no where, telling us shes going to stay at sams place, and giving me the " i see whats happening" eye..... Totally oblivious to the fact there was flirting being exchanged, Maya and Carlos returned and i left to put some more music on...... So feeling horny as fuck, puts on songs like "freak like me" and "can we get kinky tonight" lol.........
so anyway, Im playing around with the music, and Diego walks in, crouches behind me (as im kneeling on the floor) pulls my hair to the side and starts sucking on the side of my neck..... Carlos and Maya stand at the window claiming they like to watch... 2 be perfectly honest i couldnt give too flying fucks who watches, as i see it as some sort of kinky perverted turn on, but Deigo not enjoying the extra company, takes my hand in search of some place a little more private...... The nextdoor neighbours house to be quite precise.... So after a while of kissing , grouping and what not, we decide to go to bed, as well,,,, i just dont do sex at the neighbours house of the party your at, as its something i did at highschool, and well im a lady now, arent I????? So off to bedroom with the guy i met just met (hehe) yeah real lady like,,,, i bet u can guess what happened next, let me give u a clue.......
OHMYGODYESYESFUCKYESTHATSITTHATSITFUCKMEFUCKMEHARDERPLEASEGIVEITIWANTI
TLICKITSUCKITPLEASEOHFUCKFUCKYESOHGODYESPLEASEDEEPERDEEPERGODYESFUCKURS
OGOODSAYMYNAMEWHOSYOURDADDYYESYESYESTHATSITFUCKOHMYGODYOURSOGOODA
TTHATOHMYGODYESYESFUCKYESTHATSITTHATSITFUCKYESOHGODYESPLEASEDEEPERDEEP
ERGODYESFUCKURSOGOODSAYMYNAMEWHOSYOURDADDYYESYESYESTHATSITFUCKOHMY
GODYOURSOGOODATTHATOHMYGODYESYESFUCKYESTHATSITTHATSITFUCKYESOHGODYES
PLEASEDEEPERDEEPERGODYESFUCKURSOGOODSAYMYNAMEWHOSYOURDADDYYESYESYES
THATSITFUCKOHMYGODYOURSOGOODATTHATOHMYGODYESYESFUCKYESTHATSITTHATSIT
FUCKYESOHGODYESPLEASEDEEPERDEEPERGODYESFUCKURSOGOODSAYMYNAMEWHOSYOU
RDADDYYESYESYESTHATSITFUCKOHMYGODOURSOGOODATTHATYESYESYESIMCUMMINGIM
CUMMING
So we come out of the sleepout a while later, upon exiting, i find Maya telling me Diego has a girlfriend, and how hes not to sure how to explain the hikis on his neck......
MESSAGE TO CHEATERS OR WOULD BE CHEATERS: my advise..... If ur gana cheat at least know what
the fuck ur doing, dont let someone suck on your neck, its just plain dumb, and really proves ur no "PLAYA" at all.... And heres some even better advise..... Dont screw up the one "sure thing" in your life for a fuck with a stranger, cause all your going to feel is regret and end up hurting the one you love the most......
DIEGOS ADVISE TO WOULD BE CHEATERS: When youve fucked up real bad with your mrs, go out, buy a ring, get down on one knee and propose, and with hikis on his neck, that is exactly what he did...... the happy couple are still yet to set a date....... Man honestly thats fucked up, even more fucked up than me and my mates, and thats really saying something..........