Have u ever woken up one morning, drool on ur pillow, mascara smudged under your eyes, do u ever feel the need to drink 2 litres of just juice, 2 coffees, half a bottle of chocolate milk, and 1 powerade all in the time span of about an hour?????? and not to mention that fucking headache that just wont go away........ U see i quite often get like this, and i call it one of my" im so never drinking again buzzes

So in order to not feel as i have described above, i have enlisted a few facts, why it is not a good idea to get shitfaced, and hopefully this will save some of u out there, and some maybe not....

Reason number1: IMPAIRED VISION
OK so the obvious answer to this would be to say u cant drive, cause u cant see properly, but i kinda see it differently, have u ever had a few wines, then that person whos ugly as fuck starts looking alright, or not half bad???? need i say more?

Reason Number 2: LACK OF SELF CONTROL
U know when your that drunk, and no matter how hard you try u cant seem to stop urself from stumbling all over the place, or you you wake up in the morning holding your head saying " why the fuck did i say/do that"

Reason number 3: NOT A GOOD LOOK
so if your like myself, young free and single, you tend to do alot of clubbing, parties and whatnot..... But when you have been caught spewing up dinner for the 3rd time in the past month, people will start wispering things behind your back.....

Now say it with me:

I .................... Solemnly swear never to drink again as drinking results in impared vision, lack of self control and one hell of a hangover.........